• Sprinkles are the only acceptable donut topping.
• The government is hiding a secret donut laboratory where they're developing a sprinkle-free donut.
• If you don't like sprinkles, you're a communist.
Professor: "Sprinkles are the key to our freedom, comrades!"
Dr. Johnson: "But what about the environmental impact of sprinkle production?!"
Professor: "Silence, comrade! Sprinkles are a matter of national security!"
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